The headline intrigued me, but I hesitated. After all, what kind of freak actually wants to know those details? What would that say about me?

But click I did, and I’m a better person for it. The illustrations were fantastic, and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to look at an octopus (or ever unsee “octopussy”) the same way again.

Good job on turning a strange topic into a hilarious and informative read.